Overheard in my life... Taken out of context edition

• "Do you not know that I'm Asian?!" "well, did they say anything yesterday?"
• "Do you think the macaroni is really hollow?" "SOMEONE GIVE ME A BABY"
• "Best Urination Station in the Nation" "The Big Pee at the Big E"
• "Alright ladies, we've got a full house here, and all we need is a flush.... oh you got that poker joke, huh?"
• "Sit back and relax, just don't be in such a rush that you forget to flush"
• "Lo is not the right answer! Cain means Lo!"
• "This is maybe my favorite conversation we've had in 2010 DUH"